Things have been really pissing me off lately, so i thought i would address them with a simple list of Fuck Yous.

Fuck You David Letterman. Man youre much funnier than leno...er at least you were until you decided it was your job to fellate Barack Obama every chance you got instead of being witty.

Fuck You congress. The only job in the world where youre employer can give you a 6% approval rating and you dont get fired. 76 percent of americans were against the Bail out, but you voted for it anyway. And the Dow keeps falling....Arent the majority of you bastards in the House of REPRESENTATIVES???

Fuck You Barack Obama. Take your socialism to europe you Ivory tower elitist prick. This is america, where hard work is rewarded, not fined. Oh and let me beat your dirt diggers to the punch...I have shitty credit, and unpaid parking ticket, and in 8th grade i stole a book from the library. So dont think youre going to fuck me over like Joe the Plumber. Im a veteran so as far as im concerned, you dont even get to sit at the same table as i do.

Fuck You Democratic Party. Al Gore was a little bitch, John Kerry was a little bitch, and Obama is a whiney little bitch too. Your party has become the party of Pussies.

Fuck you Republican Party. McCain is the best youve got?.....Really?

Fuck you Keith Olbermann. Go back to sports. Your estrogen driven, redfaced political babble has turned you into the liberal Bill Oreilly. Youre the guy that smart people laugh at. Republicans and Democrats alike. Idiot.

Fuck you AIG. The ink isnt even dry on the bailout check, and all you execs spend nearly a half million dollars on a spa weekend. The collective taxpayer asshole hasnt even stopped bleeding from the congressional ass rape we got thanks to you, and yall are out getting your fucking nails done. You can all go straight to hell. I absolutely mean that.

Fuck you american populace, for standing idly by and allowing this to happen. For giving up Liberty, so that government can guarantee your happiness.

For those of you voting, let me encourage you to vote AGAINST whoever is in office. I dont care if youre republican and the challenger to the incumbent is democrat, or vice versa. Its time to send a message to these assholes. We need to remind them that they exist because we allow them to govern us. Not the other way around.