I forgot to put one thing on that list...
NASA. If there is a bigger waste of money, i dont know what it is. Sorry, but i dont think the government should be spending 100 billion dollars just to lauch a shuttle into space so that a few astronauts can see how lima beans grow in a weightless environment. They need to invent me a light saber real fast or id scrap it and privatize the whole thing. They would be responsible for maintenance of sattelites and what not. This private company can sell space billboards or rides to the fucking moon, i dont care, as long as they do their job.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Im Running for president
Im going to run for president. In an effort to gain your vote...let me tell you who i am and what i stand for. I am a veteran. I am a christian. I believe in the constitution. Exactly as its written. I tell the truth to the best of my knowledge. I might make a mistake, but I dont "misspeak". I believe politicians are egotistical, back biting, sneaky pocket padders. How many politicians are wealthy? I mean like....top one percent of american income wealthy? I make 31000 dollars a year(before the govt takes 30% of it). How, exactly, does a millionaire politician represent me in any way? 30 percent tax doesnt really hurt you when you make more money than 99% of everyone in the country....so here are my fixes.
No career politicians. Term limits will be enforced on every federal position, from congressmen to supreme court judges. Hope you have some other life skills.
Federal Welfare? Not anymore. Cant take care of all the kids you have?...dont know who the baby daddy is?... Tough shit. I refuse to make the responsible members of this society pay for your stupidity. Need a handout?....well maybe the churches will start stepping up and doing thier job. If not, well..there will be alot of job openings when....
Illegal immigrants? Deported. No ifs ands or buts. Dont get me wrong...we welcome all people who want to be a part of this great nation. But there is a process, and you will follow it. Yeah its kind of a pain in the ass....but it helps us to know who the fuck is in this country so we can watch out for, I dont know, planes flying into buildings. Im not even sure we will have to deport you. Under my adminstration, fines for employing an illegal, or renting housing to an illegal will be so hefty, they wont want to risk it. So your only choices will be stay and starve, or sneak back out the way you came in. There will be hordes of people who were formerly dependent on welfare who will take the jobs you vacate.
Ill make a new law...it will be the law of 51%. Got a law that you hate?...well gues what? Get 51 percent of america to agree with you and its gone. I intend to add one more branch to the system of checks and balances...now it will be Legislative, Executive, Judicial, and People. The people are who this government actually serves, so i intend to give you the power to say "oh hell no" just to keep our elected officials in check.
Oh, legislators, you also dont get to vote yourselves pay raises anymore. Now...i havent decided how you will be paid. Either you will get a government paygrade like every other government employee, or ill let america vote on your pay raise....well it wont be YOUR payraise... because any politician holding office at the time of the payraise will not be eligible to recieve it. Hey the guy who replaces you will sure enjoy it though.
Im not going to raise taxes. You already pay too damn much, and im going to get together with some finance whizzes, and were going to get to work trying to figure out how to get americans paying less taxes. Its going to mean alot of government bullshit has to go. We are also going to start requireing some serious accountability from countries that recieve foreign aid. Also, countries that have un ambassadors that owe thousands of dollars in parking tickets...were going to need that paid....like yesterday. You can have them pay it personally, or you can make it one of your government expenses...but it wont be ours. While youre a guest here....you WILL at least park legally. Keep in mind you may not be here long....as im not sure the US will remain in the UN once i am president. If thats the case, youre going to need to find a new place to meet...thats prime real estate and im sure the city of new york would like to use it for something that is actually productive.
Were also going to go back to the constitution for every question. Right after we repeal the 17th amendment. Senators will go back to being appointed by state governments so they can act in the interest of that states concerns. That also means that every law that isnt the governments business will be repealed. So all you state and local governments that have decided you have the right to tell business owners wether or not they can smoke...well you never had that right so get ready to lose it...
It will not be the governments responsibility to save you from yourself. If you want to drive without a seatbelt, or ride a motorcycle without a helmet, or smoke inside the bar youre drinking at.....go for it. If it isnt illegal to cram McDonalds down your neck 5 days a week..i see no reason the other shit shouldnt be legal as well.
Gun laws are gone.....You may not agree with that...but its in the constitution so there isnt anything to argue about. Hell, put a pistol in your pocket if youre going to the bad part of town....i sure would. Oh, and if youre precious baby boy got his ass killed while trying to rob or rape someone....you probably should have spanked him more. Regardless, you wont get to sue anyone about it. Not the gun makers, not the person who shot him..NO ONE.
It will also not be the governments job to legislate your churches agenda. On that note....the legality of prostitution will be left to the states decision... I suggest you regulate it, and get those hoes paying taxes like everyone else. Then you can make it illegal to solicit on the streets....use craigslist of ebay or some shit like it. Hell the damn yellow pages. Use your police to fight real crime, not a moral taboo. Let the church take care of morals. Oh, and ministers and church organization are going to have to start releasing their financial records to the public annually...if you want the tax exempt status of a non profit organization....i intend to make sure that you stay non profit. I would suggest parishoners pay ministers the national average salary. They shouldnt mind...they are there to serve the lord and not get rich right? Oh and christian lobbyist groups..youre probably going to be gone...i think it is a conflict of interest witht he 1st amendment.
We will probably stay in Iraq for a while...but dont worry....iraq made a shitload from their oil production last year, so they are gonna start paying us back. We will also set up a list and timeframe for Iraq to accomplish certain goals on its way to governing its self. Our soldiers are our soldiers, not theirs. They will meet these goals, or we will ship all the troops to A-stan and comb every inch of the fucking tora bora till we find that osama is either dead, or we make him that way. If iraq degenerates into a terrorist stronghold....well...i guess we will go back. And we will some swinging. There will be no politically correct rules of engagements this time. We will come to fight a war....and we will come to win.
Thats really all i can think of right now.....look forward to seeing you on the campaign trail!
No career politicians. Term limits will be enforced on every federal position, from congressmen to supreme court judges. Hope you have some other life skills.
Federal Welfare? Not anymore. Cant take care of all the kids you have?...dont know who the baby daddy is?... Tough shit. I refuse to make the responsible members of this society pay for your stupidity. Need a handout?....well maybe the churches will start stepping up and doing thier job. If not, well..there will be alot of job openings when....
Illegal immigrants? Deported. No ifs ands or buts. Dont get me wrong...we welcome all people who want to be a part of this great nation. But there is a process, and you will follow it. Yeah its kind of a pain in the ass....but it helps us to know who the fuck is in this country so we can watch out for, I dont know, planes flying into buildings. Im not even sure we will have to deport you. Under my adminstration, fines for employing an illegal, or renting housing to an illegal will be so hefty, they wont want to risk it. So your only choices will be stay and starve, or sneak back out the way you came in. There will be hordes of people who were formerly dependent on welfare who will take the jobs you vacate.
Ill make a new law...it will be the law of 51%. Got a law that you hate?...well gues what? Get 51 percent of america to agree with you and its gone. I intend to add one more branch to the system of checks and balances...now it will be Legislative, Executive, Judicial, and People. The people are who this government actually serves, so i intend to give you the power to say "oh hell no" just to keep our elected officials in check.
Oh, legislators, you also dont get to vote yourselves pay raises anymore. Now...i havent decided how you will be paid. Either you will get a government paygrade like every other government employee, or ill let america vote on your pay raise....well it wont be YOUR payraise... because any politician holding office at the time of the payraise will not be eligible to recieve it. Hey the guy who replaces you will sure enjoy it though.
Im not going to raise taxes. You already pay too damn much, and im going to get together with some finance whizzes, and were going to get to work trying to figure out how to get americans paying less taxes. Its going to mean alot of government bullshit has to go. We are also going to start requireing some serious accountability from countries that recieve foreign aid. Also, countries that have un ambassadors that owe thousands of dollars in parking tickets...were going to need that paid....like yesterday. You can have them pay it personally, or you can make it one of your government expenses...but it wont be ours. While youre a guest here....you WILL at least park legally. Keep in mind you may not be here long....as im not sure the US will remain in the UN once i am president. If thats the case, youre going to need to find a new place to meet...thats prime real estate and im sure the city of new york would like to use it for something that is actually productive.
Were also going to go back to the constitution for every question. Right after we repeal the 17th amendment. Senators will go back to being appointed by state governments so they can act in the interest of that states concerns. That also means that every law that isnt the governments business will be repealed. So all you state and local governments that have decided you have the right to tell business owners wether or not they can smoke...well you never had that right so get ready to lose it...
It will not be the governments responsibility to save you from yourself. If you want to drive without a seatbelt, or ride a motorcycle without a helmet, or smoke inside the bar youre drinking at.....go for it. If it isnt illegal to cram McDonalds down your neck 5 days a week..i see no reason the other shit shouldnt be legal as well.
Gun laws are gone.....You may not agree with that...but its in the constitution so there isnt anything to argue about. Hell, put a pistol in your pocket if youre going to the bad part of town....i sure would. Oh, and if youre precious baby boy got his ass killed while trying to rob or rape someone....you probably should have spanked him more. Regardless, you wont get to sue anyone about it. Not the gun makers, not the person who shot him..NO ONE.
It will also not be the governments job to legislate your churches agenda. On that note....the legality of prostitution will be left to the states decision... I suggest you regulate it, and get those hoes paying taxes like everyone else. Then you can make it illegal to solicit on the streets....use craigslist of ebay or some shit like it. Hell the damn yellow pages. Use your police to fight real crime, not a moral taboo. Let the church take care of morals. Oh, and ministers and church organization are going to have to start releasing their financial records to the public annually...if you want the tax exempt status of a non profit organization....i intend to make sure that you stay non profit. I would suggest parishoners pay ministers the national average salary. They shouldnt mind...they are there to serve the lord and not get rich right? Oh and christian lobbyist groups..youre probably going to be gone...i think it is a conflict of interest witht he 1st amendment.
We will probably stay in Iraq for a while...but dont worry....iraq made a shitload from their oil production last year, so they are gonna start paying us back. We will also set up a list and timeframe for Iraq to accomplish certain goals on its way to governing its self. Our soldiers are our soldiers, not theirs. They will meet these goals, or we will ship all the troops to A-stan and comb every inch of the fucking tora bora till we find that osama is either dead, or we make him that way. If iraq degenerates into a terrorist stronghold....well...i guess we will go back. And we will some swinging. There will be no politically correct rules of engagements this time. We will come to fight a war....and we will come to win.
Thats really all i can think of right now.....look forward to seeing you on the campaign trail!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Coming to America.
So, the pope is coming to america. Put me under the list of folks who dont give a shit. Im sure hes a well meaning guy, but i get annoyed at all the people who act like its the second coming of jesus christ himself. Hes only a man. A US muslim group has declined to take part in an interfaith meeting with the pope. Not too surprising from a religion based on "peace" and "tolerance". If i need to paint that with more sarcasm..let me know.
I thought this quote was funny, "Unease with Pope Benedict XVI's approach to Islam has led a U.S. Muslim group to decline joining in an interfaith event with him later this week."
I dont know about the pope...but islams approach to EVERYTHING bothers me. Maybe im wierd, but with people blowing shit up in every corner of the globe in the name of islam, they should be happy anyone wants anything to do with them at all. Much less a religious leader as revered as the pope.
In reference to the pedophilic breeding ground that is the catholic church, reuters reports "Pope Benedict said on Tuesday he was "deeply ashamed" over sexual abuse of children by priests and vowed to do everything possible to stop pedophiles entering the priesthood in future" and, "the Church will do everything possible in screening candidates for the priesthood 'so that only really sound persons can be admitted'".
Thats great, not sure why you werent doing that all along. I want to know what the church is gonna do about the boy lovers already filling their ranks. Will they kick them out of the priesthood? Or will they continued to me moved about, from parish to parish? Also, id like the pope to tell me why the hell Cardinal Bernard Law is currently taking refuge in the vatican? Law was the head of the boston archdiocese when the shit hit the proverbial fan. He testified in a deposition that he knew about 7 cases of child rape by one of his subordinates, and still he approved his transfer to another parish. Uhhh, WTF, over? The compete disregard for the safety of the children of his faith is deplorable, that he went to such great lengths to cover it up is criminal. He was subpoenaed, but abruptly resigned and moved to Rome, where he filled a number of roles, on of them being on the Pontifical Council for the Family, if you can believe that.
I personally think the US should prosecute Law, and demand that he be extradited from the Vatican so that he may stand trial. Until then, i have a hard time viewing the catholic priesthood as anything other than a meeting for NAMBLA Anonymous.
I thought this quote was funny, "Unease with Pope Benedict XVI's approach to Islam has led a U.S. Muslim group to decline joining in an interfaith event with him later this week."
I dont know about the pope...but islams approach to EVERYTHING bothers me. Maybe im wierd, but with people blowing shit up in every corner of the globe in the name of islam, they should be happy anyone wants anything to do with them at all. Much less a religious leader as revered as the pope.
In reference to the pedophilic breeding ground that is the catholic church, reuters reports "Pope Benedict said on Tuesday he was "deeply ashamed" over sexual abuse of children by priests and vowed to do everything possible to stop pedophiles entering the priesthood in future" and, "the Church will do everything possible in screening candidates for the priesthood 'so that only really sound persons can be admitted'".
Thats great, not sure why you werent doing that all along. I want to know what the church is gonna do about the boy lovers already filling their ranks. Will they kick them out of the priesthood? Or will they continued to me moved about, from parish to parish? Also, id like the pope to tell me why the hell Cardinal Bernard Law is currently taking refuge in the vatican? Law was the head of the boston archdiocese when the shit hit the proverbial fan. He testified in a deposition that he knew about 7 cases of child rape by one of his subordinates, and still he approved his transfer to another parish. Uhhh, WTF, over? The compete disregard for the safety of the children of his faith is deplorable, that he went to such great lengths to cover it up is criminal. He was subpoenaed, but abruptly resigned and moved to Rome, where he filled a number of roles, on of them being on the Pontifical Council for the Family, if you can believe that.
I personally think the US should prosecute Law, and demand that he be extradited from the Vatican so that he may stand trial. Until then, i have a hard time viewing the catholic priesthood as anything other than a meeting for NAMBLA Anonymous.
Friday, April 11, 2008
One more about American Idol.
Ok...so i watched most of the Idol gives back show on fastforward. Mostly because im not a fan of telethons. I also am not real big on watching multi millionaire celebs ask me for money. I am going to ask that Fox changes the name from "Idol Gives Back", to "Idol doesnt give shit, asks you to donate 30 mil, then only distributes a portion to charity". Seriously. Idol is raking in shitloads of cash, yet they get up and beg YOU to come up with 30 million. Cant american idol inc. kick in a paltry 50 mil....or maybe match dollar for dollar what the public donates. I have looked, and to my knowledge they dont. Also last year they didnt even give all the phone pledges to the charities.
I cant remember all the charities highlighted, but if you liked one, id encourage you to find that specific charity website and donate thru them, so Idol doesnt get a fucking dime.
Also, i really am not inspired to give when i see miley fucking cyrus and her has been pop waltz into a shack in kentucky with their overpriced clothing and hiar-dos. All i can think of is how big of an ass they look like. I couldnt give a shit about seeing the tool that is Daughtry singing a song to all the african kiddies, while a studio version of the song, complete with childrens choir is overdubbed on the video. I feel like its nothing more than a god damn photo op.
Except annie lennox. That woman was clearly moved, and her performance of "many rivers to cross" is easily the best performance of anything this season.
I suppose its ok that American Idol uses its reach to bring notice to worthy causes, but i dont know if i can support how they market the whole thing.....something really stinks if you ask me.
I cant remember all the charities highlighted, but if you liked one, id encourage you to find that specific charity website and donate thru them, so Idol doesnt get a fucking dime.
Also, i really am not inspired to give when i see miley fucking cyrus and her has been pop waltz into a shack in kentucky with their overpriced clothing and hiar-dos. All i can think of is how big of an ass they look like. I couldnt give a shit about seeing the tool that is Daughtry singing a song to all the african kiddies, while a studio version of the song, complete with childrens choir is overdubbed on the video. I feel like its nothing more than a god damn photo op.
Except annie lennox. That woman was clearly moved, and her performance of "many rivers to cross" is easily the best performance of anything this season.
I suppose its ok that American Idol uses its reach to bring notice to worthy causes, but i dont know if i can support how they market the whole thing.....something really stinks if you ask me.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
I hate watching sports
Its true. Ill keep up with the local teams, and i may even watch the big game, but my universe does not revolve around what time the Cowboys are playing. Nothing seems more pointless to me than spending a beautiful fall afternoon sitting in front of the tv watching football. Basketball is boring to watch, and watching baseball makes me want to remove my eyeballs with a spoon. In person, basketball is slightly more entertaining, but after about 3 innings of baseball im exploring the stadium, looking for all the places to buy beer. Golf is beyond gay. I watched tiger woods bitching once because someone took a picture using a flash while he was getting ready to take his swing. Im sorry, i thought you were a professional. If a hockey goalie can catch a piece of frozen rubber, or a baseball player can smack a baseball moving 100 mph while fans are screaming and all kinds of shit, i feel that you, as a Professional Golfer, should be able to hit a little ball that ISNT FUCKING MOVING! Its just sitting there. Golf is a waste of humanity, and golf players are spoiled yuppie babies. Ever notice how Golf courses are attached to a country club, and if they arent there is usually a dress code? Thats because golf is a sport...no..a game, for rich, overpriveleged fucktards. If you love golf and are offended,....its still true so tough shit. About the only sport for, and containing real men is hockey. How can you not love the only sport that still allows you to settle youre in-game disputes with a good round of fisticuffs? Meanwhile, you cant spike a football without getting fined, And then theres the whole "horsecollar tackle" bullshit...
For all you folks that block out your entire afternoon, make sure your team jersey is clean so you can wear it in your livingroom while you watch the game.....you are gay. I personally dont, and wont own a jersey....ive had some friends that have died in truly heroic fucking fashion, so youre gonna have to do something way more impressive than throwing a fucking ball for me to wear your name on my back. Thats just me. I can understand having one, and wearing it to the game,..or maybe to a superbowl party..MAYBE. But to wear it while watching the game by yourself, while youre family if off living life without you? Please. These are usually the same people who refer to the team as if they are actually on it...like "we have really got to get our defense together if were gonna get to the playoffs" No dipshit, "we" dont have to do a fucking thing because "we" arent on the team. "they" have to play and collect their retarded huge paycheck, and "you" have to get out of your fucking dreamworld and go to the office on monday morning. That way you can see who is ahead in the office fantasy football league. Talk about your "fantasy" players, on your "fantasy" team. Then go daydream at your desk about scoring with "fantasy" girls. Loser.
For all you folks that block out your entire afternoon, make sure your team jersey is clean so you can wear it in your livingroom while you watch the game.....you are gay. I personally dont, and wont own a jersey....ive had some friends that have died in truly heroic fucking fashion, so youre gonna have to do something way more impressive than throwing a fucking ball for me to wear your name on my back. Thats just me. I can understand having one, and wearing it to the game,..or maybe to a superbowl party..MAYBE. But to wear it while watching the game by yourself, while youre family if off living life without you? Please. These are usually the same people who refer to the team as if they are actually on it...like "we have really got to get our defense together if were gonna get to the playoffs" No dipshit, "we" dont have to do a fucking thing because "we" arent on the team. "they" have to play and collect their retarded huge paycheck, and "you" have to get out of your fucking dreamworld and go to the office on monday morning. That way you can see who is ahead in the office fantasy football league. Talk about your "fantasy" players, on your "fantasy" team. Then go daydream at your desk about scoring with "fantasy" girls. Loser.
Monday, April 7, 2008
A little about me
1. Im extremely blunt. You say asshole, I say blunt.
2. People generally tend to underestimate my ability to not give a shit. Dont be fooled. Its not an act. The list of things i care about is limited to my family, my guitars, my motorcycle, cold beer, and what few friends i have. If it does not fall under one of the afore mentioned categories, you can safely assume that i dont care about it in the least.
3. If you tell me you have a boyfriend, the only thing that goes thru my mind is "what the fuck does that have to do with me". Heres a life lesson for ya. If you have a signifigant other, he is your responsibility, not mine. Dont get drunk, get all up on my nuts, and expect me to remind you that you shoudnt be doing this. I wont. On the contrary, ill take what you are handing out every time. On a side note, im generally the most honest person you will ever meet. But, if you ask me if i REALLY like you while im trying to get your top off....i will say yes. Its not really a lie, cause i like you enough to be there, but probably not enough to be there in the morning. Ill admit its misleading. Also, if your boyfriend finds out, and starts spouting shit about how hes gonna fuck me up, refer him to #2. He probably wont do shit anyway, because he is most likely a real douchenozzle, and thats why you were cheating in the first place.
4. No, I will not tell you war stories. It also doesnt matter wether or not ive killed anybody. Asking only pisses me off. I dont give a shit how many times youve watched blackhawk down, or how many war video games youve played. You dont know a God Damned thing about it. Shut your facehole and buy me a beer.
5. Im from Texas. Yes its better than where you live. Yes i wear boots. No, im not a cowboy. no, i dont like country music. Yes, "texas" country sucks gorilla balls.
6. I firmly believe that Fuck is the best curse word of all.
2. People generally tend to underestimate my ability to not give a shit. Dont be fooled. Its not an act. The list of things i care about is limited to my family, my guitars, my motorcycle, cold beer, and what few friends i have. If it does not fall under one of the afore mentioned categories, you can safely assume that i dont care about it in the least.
3. If you tell me you have a boyfriend, the only thing that goes thru my mind is "what the fuck does that have to do with me". Heres a life lesson for ya. If you have a signifigant other, he is your responsibility, not mine. Dont get drunk, get all up on my nuts, and expect me to remind you that you shoudnt be doing this. I wont. On the contrary, ill take what you are handing out every time. On a side note, im generally the most honest person you will ever meet. But, if you ask me if i REALLY like you while im trying to get your top off....i will say yes. Its not really a lie, cause i like you enough to be there, but probably not enough to be there in the morning. Ill admit its misleading. Also, if your boyfriend finds out, and starts spouting shit about how hes gonna fuck me up, refer him to #2. He probably wont do shit anyway, because he is most likely a real douchenozzle, and thats why you were cheating in the first place.
4. No, I will not tell you war stories. It also doesnt matter wether or not ive killed anybody. Asking only pisses me off. I dont give a shit how many times youve watched blackhawk down, or how many war video games youve played. You dont know a God Damned thing about it. Shut your facehole and buy me a beer.
5. Im from Texas. Yes its better than where you live. Yes i wear boots. No, im not a cowboy. no, i dont like country music. Yes, "texas" country sucks gorilla balls.
6. I firmly believe that Fuck is the best curse word of all.
Friday, April 4, 2008
American Idol....go away please
For me, this show is like a bad car accident. The only reason i ever watch is to see how much more rediculous it gets. I still think that Kelly Clarkson is and will always be the best american idol. Because she won when american idol was still all about UNDISCOVERED talent. Now it seems like the show is full of record label failures. No wonder they fade into obscurity after the show.
Carly smithson who was on season 5 as carly hennesey, and infact still used her maiden name till late last year. She had a record out in 2001. Did i mention that Randy jackson was vice pres if A&R at her label. Her album sold under 400 copies. Yes, four hundred. She was shit canned from her label, because her album sold less than 400 copies. If you watch enough Idol, you will be able to see her blame it on everything from 9/11 to her record label "imploding". That implosion was actually a merger, only it happened 2 years after she got tossed from the label. She was also in Les Miserable at like age 9. Undiscovered? yeah.
Hmm, Kristie lee cook was signed to Arista Nashville, dropped, signed to a small indie label, dropped.
Michael johns was signed to a label with a band called film, but he fucked them over. Like leave the band, steal their songs and claim he wrote them kinda fucked over.
David archuleta was introduced to american idol producers in season 1, and was immediately shopped for a record deal. I guess they realized a good voice doesnt make you interesting. He also won star search at age 12.
I want some real undiscovered talent. People with no connections. Not people who have already proven that the public has no interest in them
Ever wonder how they pick songs? Well each week, they get a list of 50 songs, and they have to pick and learn 3. THen the producers decide which of the 3 they sing. Yeah thats right. So the next time you hear a judge say bad song choice...you can call bullshit. Remember this guy?
Well the producers didnt give him any of his songs. So they had to go back to the list. They just threw one at him, and it sucked. At least give the dude a chance to suck ass. Read about it here. http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/02/58917/index.html
Carly smithson who was on season 5 as carly hennesey, and infact still used her maiden name till late last year. She had a record out in 2001. Did i mention that Randy jackson was vice pres if A&R at her label. Her album sold under 400 copies. Yes, four hundred. She was shit canned from her label, because her album sold less than 400 copies. If you watch enough Idol, you will be able to see her blame it on everything from 9/11 to her record label "imploding". That implosion was actually a merger, only it happened 2 years after she got tossed from the label. She was also in Les Miserable at like age 9. Undiscovered? yeah.
Hmm, Kristie lee cook was signed to Arista Nashville, dropped, signed to a small indie label, dropped.
Michael johns was signed to a label with a band called film, but he fucked them over. Like leave the band, steal their songs and claim he wrote them kinda fucked over.
David archuleta was introduced to american idol producers in season 1, and was immediately shopped for a record deal. I guess they realized a good voice doesnt make you interesting. He also won star search at age 12.
I want some real undiscovered talent. People with no connections. Not people who have already proven that the public has no interest in them
Ever wonder how they pick songs? Well each week, they get a list of 50 songs, and they have to pick and learn 3. THen the producers decide which of the 3 they sing. Yeah thats right. So the next time you hear a judge say bad song choice...you can call bullshit. Remember this guy?
Well the producers didnt give him any of his songs. So they had to go back to the list. They just threw one at him, and it sucked. At least give the dude a chance to suck ass. Read about it here. http://www.etonline.com/news/2008/02/58917/index.html
Im not sure if it was always run like this. I kinda think it was probably a little less tainted in the beginning. who knows. I guess its like every other "reality" show.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
A Breakthrough
Fad Diets. I can never figure them out, first its no carbs on the Atkins diet, then its the south beach diet, then Dr phils book even though he isnt thin. Yet somehow with all this dieting "technology"....americans are more obese now than ever. So im kinda starting to think that all this dieting and nutrition and no carb talk is really a bunch of bull shit. Actually i know it is. Do you remember the little nutrition pyramid from health class? The one thats been around since like 1898 when people were not by and large a bunch of lazy, entitled, fat fucks? Here let me refresh your memory....it looks like this......
HOLY SHIT!....look right there at the bottom....CARBS! OH my god this cannot be right. Obviously the FDA was mistaken.....i mean just look at how unhealthy people were before they had the knowledge of nutrition that we do now 
Wanna know the truth? You arent fat because you eat too many carbs, or you have a thyroid problem, or metabolism issues. Youre obese because you sit on your fucking fat ass all day and play xbox, or watch oprah, or whatever the fuck you can think of to avoid having to physically exert yourself. Kids back then werent fat because they were outside playing, having stick fights, climbing trees, riding bikes, exploring the neiborhood, throwing rocks or dirt clods or cow shit at each other, instead of sitting in front of the fucking hi def getting gayulated by hannah montana or some other retarded bullshit. If they did spend some time in front of the tube, they were probably watching the lone ranger and tonto fuck some shit up, or if they are a little more recent, watching transformers battle decepticon, or gi joes fighting cobra, or one of a hundred other shows that today would do doubt come under fire for not being educational. But ill beg to differ on that one as well. yeah dora the explorer might teach your kid some fucking spanish, but who gives a rats fucking ass. They also have a character on that show called swiper. Wanna know what he does? He constantly steals shit! Yet no one ever does any kind of battle with the thieving little bastard. Nope, they let him steal whatever the fuck he wants, then have to stop whatever they were doing to find it again, all the while yelling "no swiper, no" What kind of lesson is that? Clearly he isnt moved my their non offensive, PC drivel, cause he still takes any fucking thing he pleases, and knows dora and her monkey wont do shit about it. See, Gi joes, transformers, and all those shows taught something that all the PBS and other shit never will. Good and evil. Right and wrong. Sometimes, you gotta stand up for the right thing, even it it means you might get hurt, or shot at with lasers.
"No, Megatron, No!"
Probably more effective when youre arm is a HUGE FUCKING CANNON
Well, alot has been accomplished today. I have single-handedly solved why americans are growing up to be both fat, and pussies. Ill just sit here and wait for my nobel prize.
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