I hate watching sports

Its true. Ill keep up with the local teams, and i may even watch the big game, but my universe does not revolve around what time the Cowboys are playing. Nothing seems more pointless to me than spending a beautiful fall afternoon sitting in front of the tv watching football. Basketball is boring to watch, and watching baseball makes me want to remove my eyeballs with a spoon. In person, basketball is slightly more entertaining, but after about 3 innings of baseball im exploring the stadium, looking for all the places to buy beer. Golf is beyond gay. I watched tiger woods bitching once because someone took a picture using a flash while he was getting ready to take his swing. Im sorry, i thought you were a professional. If a hockey goalie can catch a piece of frozen rubber, or a baseball player can smack a baseball moving 100 mph while fans are screaming and all kinds of shit, i feel that you, as a Professional Golfer, should be able to hit a little ball that ISNT FUCKING MOVING! Its just sitting there. Golf is a waste of humanity, and golf players are spoiled yuppie babies. Ever notice how Golf courses are attached to a country club, and if they arent there is usually a dress code? Thats because golf is a sport...no..a game, for rich, overpriveleged fucktards. If you love golf and are offended,....its still true so tough shit. About the only sport for, and containing real men is hockey. How can you not love the only sport that still allows you to settle youre in-game disputes with a good round of fisticuffs? Meanwhile, you cant spike a football without getting fined, And then theres the whole "horsecollar tackle" bullshit...

For all you folks that block out your entire afternoon, make sure your team jersey is clean so you can wear it in your livingroom while you watch the game.....you are gay. I personally dont, and wont own a jersey....ive had some friends that have died in truly heroic fucking fashion, so youre gonna have to do something way more impressive than throwing a fucking ball for me to wear your name on my back. Thats just me. I can understand having one, and wearing it to the game,..or maybe to a superbowl party..MAYBE. But to wear it while watching the game by yourself, while youre family if off living life without you? Please. These are usually the same people who refer to the team as if they are actually on it...like "we have really got to get our defense together if were gonna get to the playoffs" No dipshit, "we" dont have to do a fucking thing because "we" arent on the team. "they" have to play and collect their retarded huge paycheck, and "you" have to get out of your fucking dreamworld and go to the office on monday morning. That way you can see who is ahead in the office fantasy football league. Talk about your "fantasy" players, on your "fantasy" team. Then go daydream at your desk about scoring with "fantasy" girls. Loser.