Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Fuck You
Fuck you President Obama. I cant stand seeing your smug little grin on tv. Youre a narcissistic, self loving, ivory tower asshole. Having you in charge of the country is like riding in a car being driven by a kid who cant see over the fucking dash. You said anything it took to get elected. I understand. I often say anything to get into a girls pants. I figure any man that wouldnt lie to get in a girls pants doesnt want in them bad enough. Maybe you think its not that much different lying to get elected...but it is. Because once i do lie my way into a girls panties....i actually know what the fuck im doing when i get in them. Get bent you fucking asshat.
Fuck you congress. Passing bills and laws that you havent even fucking read. Selling our future to a despotic country like China, so you can have a few more billion dollars to spend on bullshit we dont fucking need. Allowing yourselves to be bought by the highest bidder so you can make more money...voting yourselves pay raises and benefits... I wish you all could be tarred and feathered. Pelosi, a special fuck you. Shut your fucking mouth and let the grown ups talk you whiney, entitled cunt. You annoy me. Eat shit and die.
Fuck you anti smoking laws. If i own a PRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS, I get to decide what people do in my PRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS, not some city council cocksucker. ITS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS.
And while im at it...all you non smokers who sit in bars so smugly and make comments about how glad you are that they passed the latest non smoking ordinace, FUCK YOU TWICE. Just wait till they want to outlaw something you like to do...bet you wont be smiling then...you will be bitching your ass off, and no one will be able to do shit because you didnt care when other peoples rights were being taken. The whole lot of you arent worth a good go to hell.
Fuck you Rolling Stone Magazine. Remember when you used to be about music? Yeah been a while huh. I realize theres not really any good music to cover....but your politics suck ass. But there is some good music.....enough that you didnt have to put the American Idol LOSER on the cover just so he could come out of the closet. Heres the deal. Everyone knew he was gay. There wasnt anything about him that was straight....Shit, I could watch a "The Hills" marathon whith a cock in my mouth and still be more straight than that motherfucker. While youre making headlines out of the obvious, why dont you make the next headline "Titanic sinks" or ' Kennedy assasinated"?
Fuck you Axe commercial with the chocolate guy....that shit is creepy.
Fuck you Twitter. You have made it possible for needy, self consumed assholes to inflate their own importance by updating the world on the details of their mundane, worthless lives. For that you should burn in hell. WOW Jim, youre eating at Sonic?? Guess what??? I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT! Oh wow, Amanda is stuck in traffic!! I could not have finished my day without knowing that worthless fucking tidbit.
Fuck you Jeff. You dont know me, but your girlfriend sends me pictures of her boobs. And you wear affliction shirts. In public. Fag. Also, when youre out of town we go out to the bar where i touch her inappropriately. Somehow you manage to call when im just about to overcome her conscience. Thats ok....
Fuck you reader....for having nothing better to do that read this shit.
Fuck you congress. Passing bills and laws that you havent even fucking read. Selling our future to a despotic country like China, so you can have a few more billion dollars to spend on bullshit we dont fucking need. Allowing yourselves to be bought by the highest bidder so you can make more money...voting yourselves pay raises and benefits... I wish you all could be tarred and feathered. Pelosi, a special fuck you. Shut your fucking mouth and let the grown ups talk you whiney, entitled cunt. You annoy me. Eat shit and die.
Fuck you anti smoking laws. If i own a PRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS, I get to decide what people do in my PRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS, not some city council cocksucker. ITS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS.
And while im at it...all you non smokers who sit in bars so smugly and make comments about how glad you are that they passed the latest non smoking ordinace, FUCK YOU TWICE. Just wait till they want to outlaw something you like to do...bet you wont be smiling then...you will be bitching your ass off, and no one will be able to do shit because you didnt care when other peoples rights were being taken. The whole lot of you arent worth a good go to hell.
Fuck you Rolling Stone Magazine. Remember when you used to be about music? Yeah been a while huh. I realize theres not really any good music to cover....but your politics suck ass. But there is some good music.....enough that you didnt have to put the American Idol LOSER on the cover just so he could come out of the closet. Heres the deal. Everyone knew he was gay. There wasnt anything about him that was straight....Shit, I could watch a "The Hills" marathon whith a cock in my mouth and still be more straight than that motherfucker. While youre making headlines out of the obvious, why dont you make the next headline "Titanic sinks" or ' Kennedy assasinated"?
Fuck you Axe commercial with the chocolate guy....that shit is creepy.
Fuck you Twitter. You have made it possible for needy, self consumed assholes to inflate their own importance by updating the world on the details of their mundane, worthless lives. For that you should burn in hell. WOW Jim, youre eating at Sonic?? Guess what??? I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT! Oh wow, Amanda is stuck in traffic!! I could not have finished my day without knowing that worthless fucking tidbit.
Fuck you Jeff. You dont know me, but your girlfriend sends me pictures of her boobs. And you wear affliction shirts. In public. Fag. Also, when youre out of town we go out to the bar where i touch her inappropriately. Somehow you manage to call when im just about to overcome her conscience. Thats ok....
Fuck you reader....for having nothing better to do that read this shit.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Really?
So i was watching the inauguration coverage yesterday. Not because i give one flying fuck, but because apparently it was the only thing deemed newsworthy by our oh so professional media. I heard they had like 47 people pass out due to excitement. I saw the hundreds of people crying after the swearing in. I just have one thing to say.
GAY.
Yeah, you are all gay for acting like a mere man is the second coming of christ himself. You are not We the People, you are We the Sheeple. You are too busy rejoicing over a man who promised you the moon to realize that nothing is changing. He has decided to continue many of the "failed bush policies". Yet he hasnt the integrity to admit that he was wrong, and they werent as flawed as he thought they were. He promised to pull troops out of iraq immediately. Yet after his security briefing his tune changed overnight, and infact he asked Gates to stay on as secdef. Change. Yeah. Dont get me wrong. Im giving that man the benefit of the doubt. As far as im concerned, hes doing the right thing by continuing those policies.
But then i didnt buy all his bullshit and vote for him because he promised the opposite. For those of you bawling your retarded eyes out, youre just too stupid to realize you have been completely lied to, that or you dont care, which makes you more stupid than i realized. Although he isnt starting out well. I mean 43 white guys recite the inauguration pledge no problem, and the first black guy that does it cant seem to repeat what the guy before him just said. Funny, if bush did that, youd have a whole bunch of people saying its because he is stupid. I guess barack did it because hes black.
Oh and to whoever the retard was at the end giving the prayer/rap/kindergarten rhyme, fuck you too. "that brown would stay around...that the yellow would be mellow..the the red man would get ahead man.....that white would do right"....really? You sir are an idiot. For a man who has no doubt bemoaned the use of the word nigger, you shure dont mind using words others find offensive. American Indians have been pretty vocal about their offense to the use of the term redman. And if i was asian, id want to know who the fuck is callin me yellow, and why does he think i need to mellow. Now if Imus had said that shit, hed be out of a job again....but when its part of the coronation of the Obamessiah, who cares, right?
Another thing....im sick of seeing actors spouting off about politics. Can yall please shut the fuck up. No one with any intelligence cares about the politcal opinion of an adult who never matured past the playing dress up and pretend stage of childhood. Get Fucked.
GAY.
Yeah, you are all gay for acting like a mere man is the second coming of christ himself. You are not We the People, you are We the Sheeple. You are too busy rejoicing over a man who promised you the moon to realize that nothing is changing. He has decided to continue many of the "failed bush policies". Yet he hasnt the integrity to admit that he was wrong, and they werent as flawed as he thought they were. He promised to pull troops out of iraq immediately. Yet after his security briefing his tune changed overnight, and infact he asked Gates to stay on as secdef. Change. Yeah. Dont get me wrong. Im giving that man the benefit of the doubt. As far as im concerned, hes doing the right thing by continuing those policies.
But then i didnt buy all his bullshit and vote for him because he promised the opposite. For those of you bawling your retarded eyes out, youre just too stupid to realize you have been completely lied to, that or you dont care, which makes you more stupid than i realized. Although he isnt starting out well. I mean 43 white guys recite the inauguration pledge no problem, and the first black guy that does it cant seem to repeat what the guy before him just said. Funny, if bush did that, youd have a whole bunch of people saying its because he is stupid. I guess barack did it because hes black.
Oh and to whoever the retard was at the end giving the prayer/rap/kindergarten rhyme, fuck you too. "that brown would stay around...that the yellow would be mellow..the the red man would get ahead man.....that white would do right"....really? You sir are an idiot. For a man who has no doubt bemoaned the use of the word nigger, you shure dont mind using words others find offensive. American Indians have been pretty vocal about their offense to the use of the term redman. And if i was asian, id want to know who the fuck is callin me yellow, and why does he think i need to mellow. Now if Imus had said that shit, hed be out of a job again....but when its part of the coronation of the Obamessiah, who cares, right?
Another thing....im sick of seeing actors spouting off about politics. Can yall please shut the fuck up. No one with any intelligence cares about the politcal opinion of an adult who never matured past the playing dress up and pretend stage of childhood. Get Fucked.
Sunday, December 28, 2008
If you wear ed hardy...
then you are gay. You are basically saying "I have such little regard for a dollar that i will pay 150 bucks for a half ass copy of a sailor jerry printed on a tshirt." Yeah, a fucking t shirt you idiot. You just paid a shitload of cash for a tshirt that isnt cool. Congratulations. I guess Ed hardy shirts do provide a service though. They immediately point out where all the douchebags are in the bar. And the ones that arent wearing ed hardy are dressed up in affliction, or gathered around the golden tee game like a bunch of retarded apes flinging their own shit at each other.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Texas Country
Is there any music more horrible? It used to be called Texas music, which was even more derogatory toward our great state. Why on earth would you take music that isnt good enough to even be a part of the shit nashville is spewing out, and label it as being from texas? Texas music is waylon jennings, buddy holly, toadies, janis joplin, lyle lovett, Stevie Ray Vaughan, don henley, butthole surfers, blind lemon jefferson, Roy orbison, bob wills, willie nelson, billy joe shaver, pantera, kings x, scott joplin, freddie fender, george jones, the winter bros (edgar and johnny), flaco jimenez, gatemouth brown, JP richardson ( the big bopper), leadbelly, Tbone walker, junior brown, ......do i need to continue?
Lets stop putting a texas label on the hack country assholes whose music stinks worse than my nutsack's nutsack. youre welcome.
Lets stop putting a texas label on the hack country assholes whose music stinks worse than my nutsack's nutsack. youre welcome.
Monday, November 10, 2008
B.H. O'Bama
Well, i really would have liked to have been able to vote for you. How great would it have been to have voted for the first black president. Such a milestone. I just couldnt out of principle. See i happen to think your policies are total horse shit. I think youre a closet socialist. I think you are the cure for Liberty. I think you dont have the first clue how to run a country any direction other than in the ground. I think youre a pussy.
Thats not to say that there arent some positive things that could come out of your presidency.
1. Given that you could not have been elected without the support of white america, minorities should throw away the race card. Its hard to claim racism when the most powerful man in the world is Black. However they wont. Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and everyone else who has made a living off of race will continue to do so. Thats a shame.
2. Finally, young black males have an articulate, educated, successful role model that they can look up to instead of Homie Bling Bling and the Ghetto Fab Warriors. But they wont. They will continue to buy into the "white man owes me a living cause some people i never knew were slaves" bullshit that race baiters love to sell. I mean they dont look up to Denzel Washington or Bill Cosby, why would they look up to you. Tragedy.
The problem is, that any positives that could come out of your presidency will not be recognized by those who should.
I fear that you will stomp freedom in the name of Government provided security.
I dont want your security. I want the right to keep myself secure. Im not some gun crazy, militia redneck, but i have been in a hairy situation once or twice. I own a gun or two. You send your boys to come for them, im just telling you now they will get the business end first.
You want to raise the Capital gains tax. Interesting that in this shaky economy, the stock market took a big fat shit the morning after you won the election. Probably because all the folks who keep the stock market running have no desire to invest because they know you intend to tax the ever loving fuck out of them.
You want to use executive orders to reverse some of the oil drilling that Bush opened up. Gas by my house just dipped to 1.99 a gallon, but youre going to fix that arent you?
I think you arent the least bit different from what Americans announced to the world they were fed up with on 7/4/1776
I honestly hope you prove us all wrong. And by all of us i mean the 48% of the country who didnt vote for you. But i have to say....
If you are the answer, it must have been a stupid fucking question.
Thats not to say that there arent some positive things that could come out of your presidency.
1. Given that you could not have been elected without the support of white america, minorities should throw away the race card. Its hard to claim racism when the most powerful man in the world is Black. However they wont. Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and everyone else who has made a living off of race will continue to do so. Thats a shame.
2. Finally, young black males have an articulate, educated, successful role model that they can look up to instead of Homie Bling Bling and the Ghetto Fab Warriors. But they wont. They will continue to buy into the "white man owes me a living cause some people i never knew were slaves" bullshit that race baiters love to sell. I mean they dont look up to Denzel Washington or Bill Cosby, why would they look up to you. Tragedy.
The problem is, that any positives that could come out of your presidency will not be recognized by those who should.
I fear that you will stomp freedom in the name of Government provided security.
I dont want your security. I want the right to keep myself secure. Im not some gun crazy, militia redneck, but i have been in a hairy situation once or twice. I own a gun or two. You send your boys to come for them, im just telling you now they will get the business end first.
You want to raise the Capital gains tax. Interesting that in this shaky economy, the stock market took a big fat shit the morning after you won the election. Probably because all the folks who keep the stock market running have no desire to invest because they know you intend to tax the ever loving fuck out of them.
You want to use executive orders to reverse some of the oil drilling that Bush opened up. Gas by my house just dipped to 1.99 a gallon, but youre going to fix that arent you?
I think you arent the least bit different from what Americans announced to the world they were fed up with on 7/4/1776
I honestly hope you prove us all wrong. And by all of us i mean the 48% of the country who didnt vote for you. But i have to say....
If you are the answer, it must have been a stupid fucking question.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Things have been really pissing me off lately, so i thought i would address them with a simple list of Fuck Yous.
Fuck You David Letterman. Man youre much funnier than leno...er at least you were until you decided it was your job to fellate Barack Obama every chance you got instead of being witty.
Fuck You congress. The only job in the world where youre employer can give you a 6% approval rating and you dont get fired. 76 percent of americans were against the Bail out, but you voted for it anyway. And the Dow keeps falling....Arent the majority of you bastards in the House of REPRESENTATIVES???
Fuck You Barack Obama. Take your socialism to europe you Ivory tower elitist prick. This is america, where hard work is rewarded, not fined. Oh and let me beat your dirt diggers to the punch...I have shitty credit, and unpaid parking ticket, and in 8th grade i stole a book from the library. So dont think youre going to fuck me over like Joe the Plumber. Im a veteran so as far as im concerned, you dont even get to sit at the same table as i do.
Fuck You Democratic Party. Al Gore was a little bitch, John Kerry was a little bitch, and Obama is a whiney little bitch too. Your party has become the party of Pussies.
Fuck you Republican Party. McCain is the best youve got?.....Really?
Fuck you Keith Olbermann. Go back to sports. Your estrogen driven, redfaced political babble has turned you into the liberal Bill Oreilly. Youre the guy that smart people laugh at. Republicans and Democrats alike. Idiot.
Fuck you AIG. The ink isnt even dry on the bailout check, and all you execs spend nearly a half million dollars on a spa weekend. The collective taxpayer asshole hasnt even stopped bleeding from the congressional ass rape we got thanks to you, and yall are out getting your fucking nails done. You can all go straight to hell. I absolutely mean that.
Fuck you american populace, for standing idly by and allowing this to happen. For giving up Liberty, so that government can guarantee your happiness.
For those of you voting, let me encourage you to vote AGAINST whoever is in office. I dont care if youre republican and the challenger to the incumbent is democrat, or vice versa. Its time to send a message to these assholes. We need to remind them that they exist because we allow them to govern us. Not the other way around.
Fuck You David Letterman. Man youre much funnier than leno...er at least you were until you decided it was your job to fellate Barack Obama every chance you got instead of being witty.
Fuck You congress. The only job in the world where youre employer can give you a 6% approval rating and you dont get fired. 76 percent of americans were against the Bail out, but you voted for it anyway. And the Dow keeps falling....Arent the majority of you bastards in the House of REPRESENTATIVES???
Fuck You Barack Obama. Take your socialism to europe you Ivory tower elitist prick. This is america, where hard work is rewarded, not fined. Oh and let me beat your dirt diggers to the punch...I have shitty credit, and unpaid parking ticket, and in 8th grade i stole a book from the library. So dont think youre going to fuck me over like Joe the Plumber. Im a veteran so as far as im concerned, you dont even get to sit at the same table as i do.
Fuck You Democratic Party. Al Gore was a little bitch, John Kerry was a little bitch, and Obama is a whiney little bitch too. Your party has become the party of Pussies.
Fuck you Republican Party. McCain is the best youve got?.....Really?
Fuck you Keith Olbermann. Go back to sports. Your estrogen driven, redfaced political babble has turned you into the liberal Bill Oreilly. Youre the guy that smart people laugh at. Republicans and Democrats alike. Idiot.
Fuck you AIG. The ink isnt even dry on the bailout check, and all you execs spend nearly a half million dollars on a spa weekend. The collective taxpayer asshole hasnt even stopped bleeding from the congressional ass rape we got thanks to you, and yall are out getting your fucking nails done. You can all go straight to hell. I absolutely mean that.
Fuck you american populace, for standing idly by and allowing this to happen. For giving up Liberty, so that government can guarantee your happiness.
For those of you voting, let me encourage you to vote AGAINST whoever is in office. I dont care if youre republican and the challenger to the incumbent is democrat, or vice versa. Its time to send a message to these assholes. We need to remind them that they exist because we allow them to govern us. Not the other way around.
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