If you wear ed hardy...

then you are gay. You are basically saying "I have such little regard for a dollar that i will pay 150 bucks for a half ass copy of a sailor jerry printed on a tshirt." Yeah, a fucking t shirt you idiot. You just paid a shitload of cash for a tshirt that isnt cool. Congratulations. I guess Ed hardy shirts do provide a service though. They immediately point out where all the douchebags are in the bar. And the ones that arent wearing ed hardy are dressed up in affliction, or gathered around the golden tee game like a bunch of retarded apes flinging their own shit at each other.