Fuck You

Fuck you President Obama. I cant stand seeing your smug little grin on tv. Youre a narcissistic, self loving, ivory tower asshole. Having you in charge of the country is like riding in a car being driven by a kid who cant see over the fucking dash. You said anything it took to get elected. I understand. I often say anything to get into a girls pants. I figure any man that wouldnt lie to get in a girls pants doesnt want in them bad enough. Maybe you think its not that much different lying to get elected...but it is. Because once i do lie my way into a girls panties....i actually know what the fuck im doing when i get in them. Get bent you fucking asshat.

Fuck you congress. Passing bills and laws that you havent even fucking read. Selling our future to a despotic country like China, so you can have a few more billion dollars to spend on bullshit we dont fucking need. Allowing yourselves to be bought by the highest bidder so you can make more money...voting yourselves pay raises and benefits... I wish you all could be tarred and feathered. Pelosi, a special fuck you. Shut your fucking mouth and let the grown ups talk you whiney, entitled cunt. You annoy me. Eat shit and die.

Fuck you anti smoking laws. If i own a PRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS, I get to decide what people do in my PRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS, not some city council cocksucker. ITS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS.
And while im at it...all you non smokers who sit in bars so smugly and make comments about how glad you are that they passed the latest non smoking ordinace, FUCK YOU TWICE. Just wait till they want to outlaw something you like to do...bet you wont be smiling then...you will be bitching your ass off, and no one will be able to do shit because you didnt care when other peoples rights were being taken. The whole lot of you arent worth a good go to hell.

Fuck you Rolling Stone Magazine. Remember when you used to be about music? Yeah been a while huh. I realize theres not really any good music to cover....but your politics suck ass. But there is some good music.....enough that you didnt have to put the American Idol LOSER on the cover just so he could come out of the closet. Heres the deal. Everyone knew he was gay. There wasnt anything about him that was straight....Shit, I could watch a "The Hills" marathon whith a cock in my mouth and still be more straight than that motherfucker. While youre making headlines out of the obvious, why dont you make the next headline "Titanic sinks" or ' Kennedy assasinated"?

Fuck you Axe commercial with the chocolate guy....that shit is creepy.

Fuck you Twitter. You have made it possible for needy, self consumed assholes to inflate their own importance by updating the world on the details of their mundane, worthless lives. For that you should burn in hell. WOW Jim, youre eating at Sonic?? Guess what??? I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT! Oh wow, Amanda is stuck in traffic!! I could not have finished my day without knowing that worthless fucking tidbit.

Fuck you Jeff. You dont know me, but your girlfriend sends me pictures of her boobs. And you wear affliction shirts. In public. Fag. Also, when youre out of town we go out to the bar where i touch her inappropriately. Somehow you manage to call when im just about to overcome her conscience. Thats ok....

Fuck you reader....for having nothing better to do that read this shit.