Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Fuck You
Fuck you President Obama. I cant stand seeing your smug little grin on tv. Youre a narcissistic, self loving, ivory tower asshole. Having you in charge of the country is like riding in a car being driven by a kid who cant see over the fucking dash. You said anything it took to get elected. I understand. I often say anything to get into a girls pants. I figure any man that wouldnt lie to get in a girls pants doesnt want in them bad enough. Maybe you think its not that much different lying to get elected...but it is. Because once i do lie my way into a girls panties....i actually know what the fuck im doing when i get in them. Get bent you fucking asshat.
Fuck you congress. Passing bills and laws that you havent even fucking read. Selling our future to a despotic country like China, so you can have a few more billion dollars to spend on bullshit we dont fucking need. Allowing yourselves to be bought by the highest bidder so you can make more money...voting yourselves pay raises and benefits... I wish you all could be tarred and feathered. Pelosi, a special fuck you. Shut your fucking mouth and let the grown ups talk you whiney, entitled cunt. You annoy me. Eat shit and die.
Fuck you anti smoking laws. If i own a PRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS, I get to decide what people do in my PRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS, not some city council cocksucker. ITS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS.
And while im at it...all you non smokers who sit in bars so smugly and make comments about how glad you are that they passed the latest non smoking ordinace, FUCK YOU TWICE. Just wait till they want to outlaw something you like to do...bet you wont be smiling then...you will be bitching your ass off, and no one will be able to do shit because you didnt care when other peoples rights were being taken. The whole lot of you arent worth a good go to hell.
Fuck you Rolling Stone Magazine. Remember when you used to be about music? Yeah been a while huh. I realize theres not really any good music to cover....but your politics suck ass. But there is some good music.....enough that you didnt have to put the American Idol LOSER on the cover just so he could come out of the closet. Heres the deal. Everyone knew he was gay. There wasnt anything about him that was straight....Shit, I could watch a "The Hills" marathon whith a cock in my mouth and still be more straight than that motherfucker. While youre making headlines out of the obvious, why dont you make the next headline "Titanic sinks" or ' Kennedy assasinated"?
Fuck you Axe commercial with the chocolate guy....that shit is creepy.
Fuck you Twitter. You have made it possible for needy, self consumed assholes to inflate their own importance by updating the world on the details of their mundane, worthless lives. For that you should burn in hell. WOW Jim, youre eating at Sonic?? Guess what??? I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT! Oh wow, Amanda is stuck in traffic!! I could not have finished my day without knowing that worthless fucking tidbit.
Fuck you Jeff. You dont know me, but your girlfriend sends me pictures of her boobs. And you wear affliction shirts. In public. Fag. Also, when youre out of town we go out to the bar where i touch her inappropriately. Somehow you manage to call when im just about to overcome her conscience. Thats ok....
Fuck you reader....for having nothing better to do that read this shit.
Fuck you congress. Passing bills and laws that you havent even fucking read. Selling our future to a despotic country like China, so you can have a few more billion dollars to spend on bullshit we dont fucking need. Allowing yourselves to be bought by the highest bidder so you can make more money...voting yourselves pay raises and benefits... I wish you all could be tarred and feathered. Pelosi, a special fuck you. Shut your fucking mouth and let the grown ups talk you whiney, entitled cunt. You annoy me. Eat shit and die.
Fuck you anti smoking laws. If i own a PRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS, I get to decide what people do in my PRIVATE FUCKING BUSINESS, not some city council cocksucker. ITS NONE OF YOUR GODDAMNED BUSINESS.
And while im at it...all you non smokers who sit in bars so smugly and make comments about how glad you are that they passed the latest non smoking ordinace, FUCK YOU TWICE. Just wait till they want to outlaw something you like to do...bet you wont be smiling then...you will be bitching your ass off, and no one will be able to do shit because you didnt care when other peoples rights were being taken. The whole lot of you arent worth a good go to hell.
Fuck you Rolling Stone Magazine. Remember when you used to be about music? Yeah been a while huh. I realize theres not really any good music to cover....but your politics suck ass. But there is some good music.....enough that you didnt have to put the American Idol LOSER on the cover just so he could come out of the closet. Heres the deal. Everyone knew he was gay. There wasnt anything about him that was straight....Shit, I could watch a "The Hills" marathon whith a cock in my mouth and still be more straight than that motherfucker. While youre making headlines out of the obvious, why dont you make the next headline "Titanic sinks" or ' Kennedy assasinated"?
Fuck you Axe commercial with the chocolate guy....that shit is creepy.
Fuck you Twitter. You have made it possible for needy, self consumed assholes to inflate their own importance by updating the world on the details of their mundane, worthless lives. For that you should burn in hell. WOW Jim, youre eating at Sonic?? Guess what??? I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT! Oh wow, Amanda is stuck in traffic!! I could not have finished my day without knowing that worthless fucking tidbit.
Fuck you Jeff. You dont know me, but your girlfriend sends me pictures of her boobs. And you wear affliction shirts. In public. Fag. Also, when youre out of town we go out to the bar where i touch her inappropriately. Somehow you manage to call when im just about to overcome her conscience. Thats ok....
Fuck you reader....for having nothing better to do that read this shit.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Really?
So i was watching the inauguration coverage yesterday. Not because i give one flying fuck, but because apparently it was the only thing deemed newsworthy by our oh so professional media. I heard they had like 47 people pass out due to excitement. I saw the hundreds of people crying after the swearing in. I just have one thing to say.
GAY.
Yeah, you are all gay for acting like a mere man is the second coming of christ himself. You are not We the People, you are We the Sheeple. You are too busy rejoicing over a man who promised you the moon to realize that nothing is changing. He has decided to continue many of the "failed bush policies". Yet he hasnt the integrity to admit that he was wrong, and they werent as flawed as he thought they were. He promised to pull troops out of iraq immediately. Yet after his security briefing his tune changed overnight, and infact he asked Gates to stay on as secdef. Change. Yeah. Dont get me wrong. Im giving that man the benefit of the doubt. As far as im concerned, hes doing the right thing by continuing those policies.
But then i didnt buy all his bullshit and vote for him because he promised the opposite. For those of you bawling your retarded eyes out, youre just too stupid to realize you have been completely lied to, that or you dont care, which makes you more stupid than i realized. Although he isnt starting out well. I mean 43 white guys recite the inauguration pledge no problem, and the first black guy that does it cant seem to repeat what the guy before him just said. Funny, if bush did that, youd have a whole bunch of people saying its because he is stupid. I guess barack did it because hes black.
Oh and to whoever the retard was at the end giving the prayer/rap/kindergarten rhyme, fuck you too. "that brown would stay around...that the yellow would be mellow..the the red man would get ahead man.....that white would do right"....really? You sir are an idiot. For a man who has no doubt bemoaned the use of the word nigger, you shure dont mind using words others find offensive. American Indians have been pretty vocal about their offense to the use of the term redman. And if i was asian, id want to know who the fuck is callin me yellow, and why does he think i need to mellow. Now if Imus had said that shit, hed be out of a job again....but when its part of the coronation of the Obamessiah, who cares, right?
Another thing....im sick of seeing actors spouting off about politics. Can yall please shut the fuck up. No one with any intelligence cares about the politcal opinion of an adult who never matured past the playing dress up and pretend stage of childhood. Get Fucked.
GAY.
Yeah, you are all gay for acting like a mere man is the second coming of christ himself. You are not We the People, you are We the Sheeple. You are too busy rejoicing over a man who promised you the moon to realize that nothing is changing. He has decided to continue many of the "failed bush policies". Yet he hasnt the integrity to admit that he was wrong, and they werent as flawed as he thought they were. He promised to pull troops out of iraq immediately. Yet after his security briefing his tune changed overnight, and infact he asked Gates to stay on as secdef. Change. Yeah. Dont get me wrong. Im giving that man the benefit of the doubt. As far as im concerned, hes doing the right thing by continuing those policies.
But then i didnt buy all his bullshit and vote for him because he promised the opposite. For those of you bawling your retarded eyes out, youre just too stupid to realize you have been completely lied to, that or you dont care, which makes you more stupid than i realized. Although he isnt starting out well. I mean 43 white guys recite the inauguration pledge no problem, and the first black guy that does it cant seem to repeat what the guy before him just said. Funny, if bush did that, youd have a whole bunch of people saying its because he is stupid. I guess barack did it because hes black.
Oh and to whoever the retard was at the end giving the prayer/rap/kindergarten rhyme, fuck you too. "that brown would stay around...that the yellow would be mellow..the the red man would get ahead man.....that white would do right"....really? You sir are an idiot. For a man who has no doubt bemoaned the use of the word nigger, you shure dont mind using words others find offensive. American Indians have been pretty vocal about their offense to the use of the term redman. And if i was asian, id want to know who the fuck is callin me yellow, and why does he think i need to mellow. Now if Imus had said that shit, hed be out of a job again....but when its part of the coronation of the Obamessiah, who cares, right?
Another thing....im sick of seeing actors spouting off about politics. Can yall please shut the fuck up. No one with any intelligence cares about the politcal opinion of an adult who never matured past the playing dress up and pretend stage of childhood. Get Fucked.
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