A little about me

1. Im extremely blunt. You say asshole, I say blunt.

2. People generally tend to underestimate my ability to not give a shit. Dont be fooled. Its not an act. The list of things i care about is limited to my family, my guitars, my motorcycle, cold beer, and what few friends i have. If it does not fall under one of the afore mentioned categories, you can safely assume that i dont care about it in the least.

3. If you tell me you have a boyfriend, the only thing that goes thru my mind is "what the fuck does that have to do with me". Heres a life lesson for ya. If you have a signifigant other, he is your responsibility, not mine. Dont get drunk, get all up on my nuts, and expect me to remind you that you shoudnt be doing this. I wont. On the contrary, ill take what you are handing out every time. On a side note, im generally the most honest person you will ever meet. But, if you ask me if i REALLY like you while im trying to get your top off....i will say yes. Its not really a lie, cause i like you enough to be there, but probably not enough to be there in the morning. Ill admit its misleading. Also, if your boyfriend finds out, and starts spouting shit about how hes gonna fuck me up, refer him to #2. He probably wont do shit anyway, because he is most likely a real douchenozzle, and thats why you were cheating in the first place.

4. No, I will not tell you war stories. It also doesnt matter wether or not ive killed anybody. Asking only pisses me off. I dont give a shit how many times youve watched blackhawk down, or how many war video games youve played. You dont know a God Damned thing about it. Shut your facehole and buy me a beer.

5. Im from Texas. Yes its better than where you live. Yes i wear boots. No, im not a cowboy. no, i dont like country music. Yes, "texas" country sucks gorilla balls.

6. I firmly believe that Fuck is the best curse word of all.